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Feminine Mini-Backpack

$9.99

Great for making your friends feed you!

Why should guys get to line the pockets of their cargo pants with a bounty of Totino’s Pizza Rolls, while women are forced to carry their rolls in their hands? Finally, a solution: Totino’s Feminine Mini-Backpack. Easily customized to show off a woman’s fashion flavor (Triple Pepperoni?), the backpack is spacious enough to carry one Party Pizza or its numerical equivalent in Pizza Rolls. A flap allows friends to access the contents and feed the wearer while she walks, leaving her hands free to make art, wave, or clap for another roll. Back that pack up, girl. It’s too beautiful for the world.

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